Thursday 1 November 2018

Bison Hate Mail




The Coalition received its first hate mail in the form of a phone call from Lewistown today.

The curse-filled call contained some common nonsense: “We are lackeys of the United Nations trying to steal private land; We are communists. We should go back to where we came from.” 
There were also complaints regarding unrelated issues: “Yellowstone Park is overgrazed; Wolves are part of the United Nations plot; Bison in Yellowstone Park are in Montana.” 
R. S. in Lewistown has a right to embarrass himself; but we won’t stoop to his level.

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